Fairy godmothers?” said the king dubiously. “We’ll have a time getting that past the court council — and the bishop.

When they finished laughing they were on their way to being not just friends, but the dearest of friends, the sort of friends whose lives are shaped by the friendship.

Change your thought, change your mind.Change your belief, change your action.

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.

Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

I do think once I get into expectations, I've just trained myself. I've just trained myself to just move on to the next.

Real samadhi is off the game board, friends. It is not something you are even aware of.

One nanny said, "Feed a cold"; she was a neo-Keynesian. Another nanny said, "Starve a cold"; she was a monetarist.

The 2nd law of thermodynamics has the same degree of truth as the statement that if you throw a tumblerful of water into the sea, you cannot get the same tumblerful of water out again.