Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.

When he is most powerful, nothing does he become.

There is only one reason of YOUR failure..'You

Good does not triumph unless good people rise to the challenges around them.

Challenges cannot possibly be good or bad. Challenges are simply challenges.

I made a list of things I have to remember and a list of things I want to forget, but I see they are the same list.

It was exactly what I wanted-beautiful distraction.

The challenge of social justice is to evoke a sense of community that we need to make our nation a better place, just as we make it a safer place.

I loved the bike because it gave me some measure of independence that I did not have.

A pen went scribbling along. When it tried to write love, it broke.