Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Only when you work hard things work for you

Our love is like no other

Have the courage to act instead of react.

Love yourself for who you are. You are beautiful inside and out, and nobody can take that away from you.

My own experience is that you get as much information as you can and then you pay attention to your intuition, to your informed instinct.

I agree with [Donald] Trump: These trade agreements have not been good deals for America, and they need to be fixed.

I don't think that women need to smell interesting.

That nonviolence which only an individual can use is not of much use in terms of society.

Time is the most valuable commodity we have, worth more than gold, yet wasted more than all else. Efficient use of time begins with prayer.

It's disappointing to see films become pure entertainment, so that it's not an art form.