Fake news has been around as long as news has been around.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

If you dont like my book write your own.

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

If you know that something is true and just, and you give up, thats when you fail.

The chief element of happiness is this: to want to be what you are.

President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.

Bill Ayers is an unrepentant terrorist.

I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.

I was able to be more reckless and now I still make mistakes, but having kids, you have a responsibility and these little people who are looking up to you for everything.

'Tis better to be known as a good man than a great one, for greatness is an assessment of mortals; goodness a gift of God.

The fact that the market is not doing what we wish it would do is no reason to automatically assume that the government would do better.