Fall in love with a weird one - someone not quite right in the head - life is far more interesting when love is odd

You never really know what's coming. A small wave, or maybe a big one. All you can really do is hope that when it comes, you can surf over it, instead of drown in its monstrosity.

this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod

If you can't play the Blues you might as well hang it up.

When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties.

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?

Michael Hastings has never served his country the way McChrystal has.

The central problem of brand-building is getting a complex organization to execute a simple idea.

I don't think I'm predominantly thought of as being a comedic actor.

Whatever people do, they do for a reason and they think that it meets their needs....by their perception.