Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

Our emotional response is driven by the proximity of events.

Book publishing would be so much easier without the authors.

When you feel you are incomplete you can always console yourself with the idea of being infinite.

I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

The bigger the canvas, the better I do. I'm not so good at understated, kitchen-sink kinds of parts.

Being a parent is not a reasonable thing. It is a very hard thing. I am a parent and I know.

What concerns me fundamentaly is a meteoric burlesk melodrama, born of the immemorial adage love will find a way.

A bad conscience is easier to cope with than a bad reputation.

The beautiful attracts the beautiful.

Sometimes you have to make bold choices, creatively. I'm always in favor of that.