Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

Kittens will make your sad go away

John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You will realize the hesitation was a waste of time.

Cynicism does not cause inaction.

Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

The worst kind of loneliness in the world is isolation that comes from being misunderstood. It can make people lose their grasp on reality.

A lot of food criticism has a similar flavor to it, and I'm probably going to write about it in a different way.

I do believe that God is with us even when we're at our craziest and that this goodness guides, provides, and protects.

Margaret Thatcher - a woman I greatly admire - once said that she was not content to manage the decline of a great nation. Neither am I. I am prepared to lead the resurgence of a great nation.

The Right insists that anyone can escape poverty by working hard but that is simply not the case.

The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be. The more I accept, the more serene I am.

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive.

My high school coach was Ray O'Conner. He has coached a lot of players that have signed professional contracts, and many of those have gone on to play in the major leagues.

What our contempts do often hurl from us, We wish it ours again.

When a man keeps beating me to the draw mentally, he begins to get glamorous.