Falling isn’t so bad, you know. It’s only the landing that hurts.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

Well, yeah, you listen to a talking snake and there's gonna be trouble.

Coming up with something new and original is so exciting.

2017 would be a disaster for Obamacare. That's the year it was meant to explode because Obama won't be here.

Concerts are dangerous because anything can happen - which is one of the joys as well.

Like everything else, Preppiness begins in the home.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.

Someone like Billie Jean King is completely my idol.

I mean, you may be very mad at some guy that walked away with a huge golden parachute, but that really isn't the important thing.

Physiological psychology, on the other hand, is competent to investigate the relations that hold between the processes of the physical and those of the mental life.