False humility is better than no humility at all.

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners

There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

I guess I'm a spiritual secularist, if that's not an oxymoron. My paths of secularism and spirituality are the same: I try to do the appropriate thing at each moment.

Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism.

Occasionally you can hear her howl, when the sky is black and the moon is full.

Let’s always love each other, and never be in love with each other.

Every man has his own destiny the only imperative is to follow it to accept it no matter where it leads him.

I am recording my first CD in Spanish and preparing myself for the next stage of my career.

It's unfashionable to admit, but playing music makes us happy and makes us smile.

In your city faded off the brown, NINO. She insists she got more class, WE KNOW.

We will see the day when we live on what we produce.

It also has potential to cause problems to individuals who had nothing to do with the terrorism issue.

Whats holding you back is the thought that something is holding you back.

Having your own store is one of the most immediate ways to connect with the customer, to really get to know her and develop a more intimate relationship.