Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

I won't be satisfied until I've put the entire security industry out of work.

It irritated me that my fans kept wanting me to retread old ground.

Opportunities don't knock at all. They don't have to, they're already all around us. It's up to us to see where they are and take advantage of them.

We must consider both the ultimate end and all clear sensory evidence, to which we refer our opinions; for otherwise everything will be full of uncertainty and confusion.

What's the point? you can bring in 50 witnesses and it would not change what the tape clearly shows.

It seems to me that I will always be happy in the place where I am not.

Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.

I do wear weaves and I do wear wigs.

There is no point when all the material benefits of the world add up to a general state of happiness. It is the Great Misconception.

Stupidity talks, vanity acts.