Fame: an embalmer trembling with stage fright.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

If there’s a takeaway from working here, it’s an understand that, as bioorganisms, we are a walking time bomb programed for cellular self-destruction. Not if, when.

Then, sometime during the fourth year, the omens will abandon you, because you've stopped listening to them.

What its children become that will the community become.

As a rock star, I have two instincts, I want to have fun, and I want to change the world. I have a chance to do both.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

We cannot risk living all our lives under emergency measures.

Money is bounded; we only have so much of it. Love goes on forever.

My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact. If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it.

Listen to people, gain advice and gain the respect of your fellow team-mates. Make sure you put in the hours and you'll have fun.

I have absolutley no limits on what I intent to create.