Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Appraisal – the best resources will get the worst result

The way a person spends his money and time can tell a lot about the things he or she values.

Gossip and drama are different stages of the same intoxication… the first is the buzz

I've just got an exceptional memory, if I say so myself.

I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.

The second most important attribute of winners, after understanding the human dimension, is knowing what questions to ask, the rhetorical nature.

I wish ghosts were real!

Holland is a land of intense paradox. It is quite impossible, but it is there.

If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.

Before we sit down, he puts his mouth next to my ear and says, “I like your hair that way.