Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Love is the unity of two souls but one spirit.

No one has the right to place one human being in a position of political power over another.

Being spiritual has nothing to do with what you believe and everything to do with your state of consciousness.

I am bigger than the box I'm in.

Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.

What we should be asking is not whether we need a big government or small government, but how we can create a smarter and better government.

At a time when we're having to take such difficult decisions about how to cut back without damaging the things that matter the most, we should strain every sinew to cut error, waste and fraud.

I do believe there needs to be an investigation of the intelligence community's findings, classified findings, in order to ensure the electoral integrity of our system moving forward.

Patience is a complot of the Devil to immobilize the men! Mortal men should be impatient and impetuous; patience is only for the immortals!

Back in the East you can't do much without the right papers, but with the right papers you can do anything The believe in papers. Papers are power.