Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

Not success. Not growth. Not happiness. The cradle of your love of life … is death.

I am not a Damsel In Distress who needs a Prince Charming. I am more of Rani Laxmi Bai who rides a Sturdy Horse.

I don't wanna limit myself to anything, but I eat like a vegetarian and I eat mostly raw.

A great musician is just a thief who doesn't get caught

At first I felt dizzy - not with the kind of dizziness that makes the body reel but the kind that's like a dead emptiness in the brain, an instinctive awareness of the void.

To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.

I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room.

When you raise your opinion of yourself and what you are capable of it has a decided influence on what you do.

I feel much alarmed at the prospect of seeing General Jackson President. He is the most unfit man I know for such a place.

We will conquer Europe, we will conquer America!