Fame separates you from life.

The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.

The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient. One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach - waiting for a gift from the sea.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

I feel we are all islands - in a common sea.

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen- no retouching, no shadows, no flattery-just stark me.

When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased.

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

The purpose of prayer is to reveal the presence of God equally present all the time in every condition.

Home staging is no longer optional in this real estate market, it is a must!

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.

So this was how you died, in whispers that you did not hear.

Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.

Don’t you understand?” he would say, “You imagine the story better than I remember it.

Improv Everywhere tramples the lines drawn between spectacle and spectator, theatre and real life, public and private, performance and protest, and reclaims the streets for ordinary people.

Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

Behind every atom of this world hides an infinite Universe.