Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

Don't build your dreams on the opinions of men but on the promises of God

In the modern world, if you want to travel off the beaten path, stay off the beaten media path.

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.

The Korean war has always been an unpopular war among the American people.

We give 10 percent of our income to our church every year. Do you think that is the kind of person who is trying to hide things, or do things?

I read a great number of press reports and find comfort in the fact that they are nearly always conflicting.

Writing rules is not one of the more 'glamorous' aspects of working on games. It is a task that is, in general, more drudgery than glory.

One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves. One of our common failings is to depreciate our tremendous worth.

That fundamentally undermines your ability to access the best part of your instincts. So my advice to those people would be stop thinking and introspecting so much and do a little more acting.

It's about being here in the moment, accepting one another and allowing creativity to flow.