Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Then I reminded myself that all intelligent children suffer bad dreams.

The weakness of one man is the strength of another, hence we all are different for a reason.

African leaders must desire to liberates it’s people through intensive education (formal and informal). The African people deserve to be educated.

The road to failure is wide.The road to mediocrity is smooth.The road to success is bumpy.The road to genius is narrow.The road to greatness is steep.

You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive.

I guess I'm motivated by the fear of failure to some degree and knowing what can happen when you don't do things the way you need to do them to have success.

If people are looking forward to my films, then I am happy, and I must be doing something right.

It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man's life is made up of nothing, but the habits he has accumulated during the first half.

The true poet is a friendly man. He takes to his arms even cold and inanimate things, and rejoices in his heart.

The highest panegyric, therefore, that private virtue can receive, is the praise of servants.