Famous people are above the law.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.

I wanted to figure out why I was so busy, but I couldn't find the time to do it.

Enjoy the brush strokes of life and try not to worry about filling the canvas.

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where Arabs can be elected to the parliament in a democratic election.

As Joel said, there's a bit more licence to attack over here, whereas the NRL is a bit more grinding-type football.

The sea with an end can be Greek or Roman: the endless sea is Portuguese.

To have acquired wealth is with many not to end but to change the nature of their troubles.

Because of President Obama's failed record on nearly every issue from the economy to the deficit to Medicare, the Obama campaign has become increasingly dirty, despicable, and desperate.

I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - if you believe that these things work, you will feel better.