Fancy that thou deservest to be hangedthou wilt feel it happiness to be only shot: fancy that thou deservest to be hanged ina hair halter, it will be a luxury to die in hemp.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

Truth is different at different stages of wisdom and awareness.

I am kind of like a diesel. It is the cyclist in me.

What is a political party but a conspiracy?

If our words are not consistent with our actions, they will never be heard above the thunder of our deeds.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

We must all learn a good lesson - how to live together. That is the new challenge of the new world... learning to co-exist and not co-annihilate.

My voice is still for war. Gods! can a Roman senate long debate Which of the two to choose, slavery or death?

As long as karma exists, the world changes. There will always be karma to be taken care of.

Success is never owned, it is rented, and the rent is due every day.