Fang? Are you- like Max?" asked Dr. Martinez. "Nope,"he said, sounding bored. "I'm the smart one." I resisted the urge to kick him in the shin.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Shadows were too black, and when a breeze stirred the trees, the shadows changed in a disquieting way.

Results! Why man I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.

The gratitude of most men is but a secret desire of receiving greater benefits.

Old men and far travellers may lie with authority.

The most dangerous physicians are those born actors who imitate born physicians with a perfectly deceptive guile.

As I've got older, I feel more confident in my body, so wouldn't want to tamper with it.

Always be on the lookout for ways to nurture your dream.

I'm not trying to say that we're facing or looking at a likely repeat of history. It would be great if we were.

Living in Cambridge, with nature and everything, it's so clean.

The plants we've chosen will collect and cycle Earth's minerals, water, and air; shade the soil and renew it with leafy mulch; and yield fruits and greens for people and wildlife.