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Phyllis Diller Quotes: Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
         

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.


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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.



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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



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I have no projects on the horizon. I don't feel frustrated. It's a great life lesson for me.



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