Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

I developed some unique software to public it on the web that I call the Folklore Project.

And this is the best chance to begin to establish the New World Order.

The digital premium business content model is broken and we should all be taking appropriate steps now to ensure the viability of this business is preserved by other means.

That," said Harry, "is a really good question.

Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling.

John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.

No matter how closely we look, it is difficult to find a mental act that can take place without the support of some physical function.

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.

MEN, Charlene said. Leave that to you! Willa quipped.

I hope I'm not just looked as a writer that is popular but as a writer of literary value.