Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.

Hope is the thread between life and death, As long as hope is alive we take breath.

There is no magic method of beginning... Take hold of your nerves, and jump.

For some people, going to church is going home. In a very profound sense, I would say the same thing. Home is where Christ is.

There are two ways to be rich in life: have what you want or want what you have.

How could a readiness for war in time of peace be safely prohibited, unless we could prohibit, in like manner, the preparations and establishments of every hostile nation?

The problem was , you never heard anyone say,"wow, check out the brain on that babe.

We've pretended too much in our family, Luke, and hidden far too much. I think we're all going to pay a high price for our inability to face the truth.

In Los Angeles, as I gained and lost celebrity, then gained it again, I often found myself wondering why I, out of thousands like me, had become famous.

We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.