Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

I haven't had that one great love, which is good. I don't want that to be in the past, I want it to be in the future.

Happy is the man whom the Muses love: sweet speech flows from his mouth.

Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses's lap and began to purr. 'The creature oozes like a furry slug,' said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.

I like to call the difference between research and development. Some people use that interchangeably. They'll say R&D. They're two totally different things.

I always love to do something different and new and be challenged by different characters.

I must have been a really pretentious little girl.

Really? Was that how you quit me?

One of the first ways to begin building your self-confidence is to focus on what's great about you.

Everywhere men have unlocked the prisoners within, and from under the disguising skins the apes have leapt joyfully out.

I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.