Farewell to ye all! In the land of the stranger I rise or I fall.

The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall.

There ain't no ticks like poly-ticks. Bloodsuckers all.

We have the right as individuals, to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money.

Be sure you are right, then go ahead.

You can all go to hell. I’m going to Texas.

My tongue speak what my heart thinks.

Remember these words when I am dead. First be sure you're right, then go ahead.

It was expected of me that I was to bow to the name of Andrew Jackson... even at the expense of my conscience and judgement. such a thing was new to me, and a total stranger to my principles.

I have always supported measures and principles and not men.

I would rather be politically dead than hypocritically immortalized.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.

Work and love these are the basics; waking life is a dream controlled.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

I can't play my songs on the smaller harp. I have a Celtic harp. I can't do the key changes.

You should really get some quotes about our show. Noah loves when people talk about him. Negatively or positively.

I project that this next election - the 2016 election - if it is about anything thematically, it is going to be about that sense of rage and displacement among white working-class voters.

The eye transmits its own image through the air to all the objects which face it, and also receives them on its own surface, whence the "sensus communis" takes them and considers them.

We've used derivatives for many, many years. I don't think derivatives are evil, per se, I think they are dangerous.

Our colleges ought to have lit up in us a lasting relish for a better kind of man, a loss of appetite for mediocrities.