Fashion is not a luxury, it's a right

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

When you act on your beliefs, the realisation that happens is caused by you and this will in turn lead to a consequence.

Everything needed for success has been placed into us from the beginning

A real life doesn't ask you to stop and move back

David Ortiz is a genius. He's incredible to watch. Over and over, he hits home runs that are simply transcendent.

The presence of real love in the world inspires me.

I know there's an online petition to have another referendum [like Brexit] but I think honestly I think if people want to go for it a little further down the line it would be a hiding for nothing.

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.

Now that I know where this life is going, it's time to decide how I'll get there.

Handcuffs weigh much more than gravestones.

There was no Lo to behold.