Fate pulls you in different directions

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Life is neither a feast nor a fun. But a fast.

I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

I hate dialect. It gets in the way. If there is a need for dialect, you can render it quite easily by reproducing the rythm of that form of speech. Then you don't need to bother with silly spellings

You should hear me on my own. It's horrendous.I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought, Geez, this is ridiculous.

By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.

You haven't taught until they've learned.

Because?' I prompt 'Because I'm sorry, but I can't help it, and I really need to kiss you right now.

True love for whatever you are doing is the answer to everything.

I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.