Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Time obliterates the fictions of opinion and confirms the decisions of nature.

I'd rather have a book, but in a pinch I'll settle for a set of Water Pik instructions.

Hope opens the door of opportunity and shines the way to possibilities.

The future you build for yourself is only as limited as your imagination and a undisciplined goal orientated mind.

It matters not how simple the food - a chop, steak or a plain boiled or roast joint, but let it be of good quality and properly cooked, and everyone who partakes of it will enjoy it.

Some people have certain beliefs, and I have my own belief, and we can agree to disagree on certain things.

There are those who want to revolutionize the world with meditation. I really don't think that is necessary. The world is already revolutionized.

Chess is a good mistress but a bad master.

Occasionally when I'm procrastinating writing, I'll while away the hours on iTunes. You can just keep going forever and find these bands you'd never normally hear of.

Reaching out to rescue one another under ANY condition is an eternal measure of love.