Fathers. Mothers. With all their caring and attention. They will f--- you up, every time.

It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

Isn't a kid alive who doesn't dream about rewarding her folks, or punishing them.

If it means my death, I don't care, because even death will be a sort of freedom.

Experience is the only subject worthwhile of study.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs

My daddy has a chain five miles long, on each link a heart for a lover he has lost.

Whenever someone starts a statement with, Let me tell you the kind of guy I am, that is a great time to start sawing your own head off.

you can never prove God; you can only find Him!

I don't own any of my own paintings because a Picasso original costs several thousand dollars and that's a luxury I cannot afford.

To do whatever needs to be done to preserve this last and greatest bastion of freedom.

Go ahead, fail. Try to avoid mistakes, though.