Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

If my mind can conceive it, if my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it.

We are not built for mediocrity, but we build it into our lives nonetheless.

I can hear your angered silence, Taste your bitterness.Now I smell your vengeance, Yet see your lonely emptiness.I am your broken heart.

You cannot forever escape from the storm

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race.

After the feet of beauty fly my own.

You can't control some things in football, but you can control how we view things and how we work.

In a few days, I will have them all guillotined in Paris.

People tend to become cynical about even the most appalling crisis if it seems to be dragging on, failing to come to term.