Fear is not your enemy. It is a powerful source of energy that can be harnessed and used for your benefit.

You cannot think negative and have a positive life. Meaning you cannot sow tomato seeds and expect pepper fruits.

Know not to revere human things too much.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

You can do anything, but you can't do everything

Robots are the new middle class. And everyone else will either be an entrepreneur or a temp staffer.

Twas when the seas were roaring With hollow blasts of wind, A damsel lay deploring, All on a rock reclined.

I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.

Today my winged horse is coming and I am carrying you off to the moon and on the moon we will eat rose petals.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

Glory is the child of peril.