Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe...Turn on the TV...What are you seeing? People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products.

Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.

My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

You can't blame anyone else, ... , no one but yourself. You have to make your own choices and live every agonizing day with the consequences of those choices.

Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

There comes a point where emotions must give way to objective facts.

Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.

The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts

But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.

Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent thinking clearly is never time wasted.

Amazement is better than annoyance.

I have to go. I have to be brave.

The world won't get more or less terrible if we're indoors somewhere with a mug of hot chocolate.

Philanthropist: a rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

The best humor is offered up to you by the stupidity of your opponents.

By withholding the knowledge of [the Scriptures] from children, we deprive ourselves of the best means of awakening moral sensibility in their minds.

The final conquest of poverty is within our grasp.

The Ego is an exquisite instrument. Enjoy it, use it--just don't get lost in it.

When we ... devote ourselves to the strict and unsparing performance of duty, ihen happiness comes of itself.