Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

I can't believe food costs money.

i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

When your hobby becomes your work, life automatically transforms into a never ending holiday

Every tomorrow is an outcome of what I do today, and the beauty of it all is that today is happening all the time.

When You Are Just You, People Will Always Bring Themselves.

One positive thought is the victory you need today!

Is that the longest fifth set ever? It was? So, no, I've never played one longer than that!

The Blackberry is really essential for keeping up on my emails when I'm out of the office, which is a lot.

Since luck's a nine days' wonder, wait their end.

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

If you go to Gettysburg and take the time, maybe take a tour, maybe just drive around, read some of the monuments, read some of the plaques, you will come away changed.

Buddha left a road map, Jesus left a road map, Krishna left a road map, Rand McNally left a road map. But you still have to travel the road yourself