Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

I should learn from today and make tomorrow better.

What a strange power there is in clothing.

It is at midnight, not midday, that stars shine the brightest.

I love jazz music and sad music. I'm a sentimental guy. I'm a romantic guy.

Honestly, I'm just trying to live day to day

The Physitian owes all to the patient, but the patient owes nothing to him but a little mony.

Why should I say I will retire in three or four years? You retire the very moment you utter those words.

The English public takes no interest in a work of art until it is told that the work in question is immoral.

Finished persons are very common - people who are closed up, quite satisfied that there is little more to learn

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!