Feel not obliged to make good use of every ripe fruit on the vine.

Gently guide the tender vine else it become wild, tangled and impossible.

Cultivate plants which attract lovely company.

Sub-consciousness does not set its own goal but helps to achieve the goals that have already been set

She'd hardly describe Trent as "cute." Adonis, stud-like, hottie McHot Hot, even pulchritudinous - all acceptable descriptions. Hardly just cute.

When you value someone, it merely shows that you truly have no idea about the person that they aren't showing you.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

After my study of today's church, my conclusion is that the church is politely bored with God.

I'm not one of those writers that sits worrying about posthumous fame.

If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command.

I'd like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time. --Percy Jackson

Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.