Feeling a tremendous rakehell, and not liking myself much for it, and feeling rather a good chap for not liking myself much for it, and not liking myself at all for feeling rather a good chap.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

You have to be mentally prepared to handle any challenge.

The Lord is my ‘Strong Fortress’.The Lord is my ‘Solid Rock’.

I see a vision, its the vision of tomorrow, no force can stop it from manifesting, not even the sun nor the moon.

Life is for a specific mission. Find your role and fulfill it.

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.

He took the hat from my mouth. ''Tell me you love me'', he said. Gently I did. The end came anyway

La literatura es la manera más agradable de ignorar la vida.

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

If the poor boy cannot come to education, education must go to him

If we are ever to enjoy life, now is the time, not tomorrow or next year.... Today should always be our most wonderful day.