Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice!

For whom am I waiting? I don't know, at this point in my life there doesn't seem to be anybody that I am really waiting for, hoping for.

My dad always told me that the principal reason he chose New Zealand to emigrate to after World War II was the high regard his father had for the Kiwis he encountered at Gallipoli.

Differences can be strength rather than a handicap.

Yoga is wonderful. It clears up most health problems. It also gives you an overview.

Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly; eventually you land on all the properties.

Hope was based on the unknown, and I liked knowing things. Like that I was going to fail. Failure had better odds.

The borrower runs in his own debt.

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

I am not a piece of hash. I'm in charge of Factory Records. I think.