Feminity for me was discovering you when I took you for a ride on my Bajaj discover!

Dreams are achieved by blood, sweat, tears, and an iron-will!

Smash the Goals in your Life! You are the Unstoppable!

Families are so beautiful. Wherever we may be, looking at kids and happy families make us feel like home.

You made a writer keep faith in his pen.

If only thy eyes flutter once, the bees lose their direction and the fighting men their aim!

We are born to kiss the stars and dance with the Moon.

And suddenly in the middle of the day a strange feeling grips you. The feeling of missing someone. The warm embrace and the tight hug and the tenderness...

Life gives us problems not to break us but to test our strength!

The holes in my jeans ans the holes in my boots make me whole!

The holes in my boots and the holes in my jeans make me whole!

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

If you don’t reach out to me when I am in distress, do you want to celebrate my success?

Success is likened to a deep pit, you have to jump in to get it, then you'll need a ladder of grace to climb out to enjoy it.

It is the manner of death that reveals the importance of a man. Ordinary people are murdered while extraordinary people are assassinated.

Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads.

If it comes easy, if it doesn’t require extraordinary effort, you’re not pushing hard enough. It’s supposed to hurt like hell.

Even the good Homer is sometimes caught napping.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

We would like to see, in the future, what we will probably call needs-based licensing of all weapons. ...Where it would make it much more difficult for anybody to be able to purchase handguns.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.