Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.

I collected speech from so called "Smart", "Genius" nation... the judge is going to be made from you... ...Don't worry "Notes of A Dead Man Sequel" are going to be one damn long journey.

I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?

As they say in my country, the only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual.

In 1918, when I was 6 or 7 years old, radio was just coming into use in the Great War.

My back only bugs me when I sleep wrong. I feel my knee more than anything, the left one. It's arthritic.

If I told you, you'd only know it in your mind, not in your heart. There's a big difference.

I haven't played EDC since 2011. Normally, my sound fits a little bit better in mixed festivals.

Every breath we draw is a gift of God's love; every moment of existence is a grace.

I may be revered or defamed and decried; But I tried to live my life right.

The sensations of dismemberment flow through the forceps like an electric current.