Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Materialism sets us free from sin-by proving that there is no such thing as sin. There's just antisocial behavior, which we can control with measures like laws and educational programs.

In order to properly understand the big picture, everyone should fear becoming mentally clouded and obsessed with one small section of truth.

I believe in marriage. I believe marriage is a really important institution, it's one of the most important institutions we have.

One can't build little white picket fences to keep nightmares out.

Whenever nature leaves a hole in a person's mind, she generally plasters it over with a thick coat of self-conceit.

You can recover from the writing malady only by falling mortally ill and dying.

In this moment, you have everything you need, and life is just a series of moments.

This horror of pain is a rather low instinct and... if I think of human beings I've known and of my own life, such as it is, I can't recall any case of pain which didn't, on the whole, enrich life.

we know that there can never be any solid friendship between individuals, or union between communities that is worth the name, unless the parties be persuaded of each others honesty

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.