Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Celebrate God daily by celebrating His creation

I was not rescued by a prince

Ask your father to convince you, not to go your way. You will win, i bet.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

But you need to have lived years in nothingness to understand how a person can suddenly become frightened by a possibility.

With the Ethical Rules and a little concentration, anything is possible.

Put another way, the chimpanzees' closest relative is not the gorilla but humans.

After I saved some money, I quit work and went to a local college.

The times that tried men's souls are over-and the greatest and completest revolution the world ever knew, gloriously and happily accomplished.

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