Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

True to the GAME (Giving, Affirming, Manifesting, Evolving).

Close your eyes, and lo, they are opened! But never shall they close again.

Losing myself is so second nature to me by now that I'm always surprised when it's noticed by others.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

It is ultimately character that underwrites art.

Don't abandon what makes you who you are. Don't give up hope.

Learning is a process not an event.

In love we listen. We listen to what others say. We listen to what our own being is telling us about the nature of existence.

Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment - exactly the position he is at his most menacing.

I've been on antidepressants for years, and it worked to stop my anxiety and didn't limit creativity. Some of the best work I've done, in fact, is after I started taking the antidepressants.