Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.

The Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Be yourself. The world worships the original.

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

Art is not a pastime but a priesthood.

Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

The composer opens the cage door for arithmetic, the draftsman gives geometry its freedom.

Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper.

Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.

When something extraordinary shows up in your life in the middle of the night, you give it a name and make it the best home you can.

I wasn't interested in politics. My attitude about it was, I can't make a difference no matter what I do. And the truth is, I don't even care enough to try.

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.

We all need a place that we can go, And feel over the rainbow

Perhaps the reward of the spirit who tries Is not the goal but the exercise.

You can't bomb a people just in case.

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right.

It is easier to find people fit to govern themselves than people fit to govern others.

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

I am God. So it’s easy to play him. They say God is in all things. So if God is in me, then I am in God. Therefore, I am God. God does not exist without me.