Fight global warming! Be cool.

If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win.

It takes two seconds to tell the truth and it costs nothing. A lie takes time and it costs everything.

Vote like your nation's survival depends on it... because it does.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Your schedule predicts your miracle or not!

Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.

Damn this human who had come into her life and made himself so important to her

Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was doing - stand-up comedy and eventually acting - were in Los Angeles.

I know of no rights of race superior to the rights of humanity...

All moralistic judgments, whether positive or negative, are tragic expressions of unmet needs.

Everyone turns toward someone. Look for one scarred by the King's polo stick.

There are a lot of good things about being famous but there are a few not so good things too

How silly people were to eat. They thought they needed food for energy, but they didn't. Energy came from will, from self-control.