Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies!

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

The dangers of a concentration of all power in the general government of a confederacy so vast as ours are too obvious to be disregarded.

Burning logs can carry on quite a conversation! ... Have you ever heard apple wood talking? It's the most loquacious of all. You really can't get a word in edgeways.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

A hard drill makes an easy battle.

The mind is what the mind is fed.

The whole journey of style-driven subcultural movements is finished now in the UK. The internet kind of killed it.

Look forward to where you want to be and spend no time complaining about where you are.

The people who really got me off were dealing with the musical potential of their instrument.

In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water...