Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

I don't belong to any denomination or religion, I just belong to God.

Life is supplied with a basic adequacy.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

Hence it happens that one takes words for concepts, and concepts for the things themselves

If you had an alien race that looked like insects, then they would build robots to look like themselves, not to look like people.

I welcome you to the community of people who have decided that EASY will no longer suffice!

It always takes awhile to find out who the characters are.

Because we humans find stories such fascinating things, it’s all too easy to get interested in the story for its own sake, and lose sight of the purpose for which we set out to use the story.

I'd like to sell a lot of books.

I don't concede it at all that the intelligence at the time was wrong.