Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

An opportunity is a miracle waiting to happen.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Do not live life without a spark of love.

She couldn't tell exactly where the words came from. What mattered was that they reached her. They arrived and kneeled next to her bed.

Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.

I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasn't very good at it.

She wondered if this was true of every parent: if, prior to having children, they all used to be someone else.

If I could persuade myself that I could find Him in a Himalayan cave I would proceed there immediately.

This is the test of your manhood: How much is there left in you after you have lost everything outside of yourself?

...knowing the secret of happiness to be freedom, and the secret of freedom a brave heart, not idly to stand aside from the enemy's onset.