Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

You can do anything…but before you can do anything, you have to do something.

Nobody has ever been beyond his own Illusion of Life.

Service heals the recipient and the giver.

We are not what happened to us, we are what we wish to become.

When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love to make people laugh. And even in those pranks, the teachers would laugh most of the time.

Churches whose members fight with one another have lost their vision for the lost.

The economy is a thoughtless weather system.

I find that the things that really, you know, get us fired up, tend to be things that, for example, things that you talk about tonight, what we see in the news.

Everywhere religion has gone it has created disunity.

Now, two years have passed and the situation is completely different: no one wants to organise this match.