Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

The real adventure is the reality of Life.

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

Here we are, you and I, and I hope that Christ makes a third with us. No one can interrupt us now... So come now, dearest friend, reveal your heart and speak your mind." (p. 29)

It will scramble your head and drag your brain about, sometimes you gotta do like Elvis did and shoot the damn thing out.

When you grow up with a name like Brad Thor, people expect you to be 6-foot-4 and a pile of muscles.

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.

I believe we have all been created for greater things than we can comprehend.

Man in a word has no nature; what he has... is history.

The real skill is to raise the sails and to catch the power of the wind as it passes by.