Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Why all this death?You might as easily ask ‘Why all this life?’.

Become dangerously open to all points of view. Are you dangerously open, or safely closed?

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

Approach each asana with freshness every day.

I don't really care about plot; I want to have a page-turner in a different kind of way.

One fool will deny more truth in half an hour than a wise man can prove in seven years.

The proofs of the existence of God are to such an extent fallen into discredit that they pass for something antiquated, belonging to days gone by.

Your vision, ideas and plans have the power to shape the future, but not if you keep them to yourself.

To see one's goal and to drive toward it, steeling one's heart, is most uplifting.

Holy people glory, not in their holiness, but in Christ's cross; for the holiest saint is never more than a justified sinner and never sees himself in any other way.